let's get retarded 

A new trend calling one to develop a mental disability.

"Hey Joe, let's get retarded"
"Drrrrrrrr"

let's get retarded by Jack February 16, 2005

dumb retarded 

when something is so retarded that the word "dumb" has to be used as an adverb in front of it to emphasize how retarded someone/something is

That movie was dumb retarded.

dumb retarded by Real Yung Ninja January 5, 2017

legally retarded 

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

legally retarded by nick May 19, 2005

Half-Retarded 

Some one Who is not fully retarded so you have some part of your brain where your retarded but not retarded in another.

My mom dropped me on my head sideways now I'm half-retarded.

Half-Retarded by Hiyo802 December 24, 2009

Politically Retarded

People who watch CNN NBC ABC FOX or any other main stream media, mainly extreme leftists.

Any one who watches CNN's Don Lemon is Politically Retarded

Politically Retarded by noximuss December 5, 2020

metally retarded 

The state of being that results after an individual has become SUCH a heavy metal fan, that they lose their sense of reality. Their entire life becomes a "Metalfest" of just sitting in their apartment or parent's basement and headbanging to any form of heavy metal all day long.

"Hey, have you seen jake?"

"Nah, I think he was up all night watching Headbanger's Ball and listening to Rammstein."

"Damn man, that guy is just metally retarded."

metally retarded by Nowherrmann April 14, 2008

sexually retarded 

1.a slang term to describe a prudish, old-fashioned person.

2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography

3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.

"Sabrina is so sexually retarded cause she doesn't want a sexual relationship"

"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"

"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"

sexually retarded by wiil December 28, 2008