racetracks

During fellatio her two front teeth rub against the shaft thus leaving racetracks on your penis. Painful. Very common from girls who are inexperienced and/or have dialups.

She was giving me head and left racetracks.

by JPE May 12, 2004

Racer's Edge

The competitive edge given to any athlete (although most frequently a ski racer) after having sex either the same day or the night before a competition.

Hey bro, did you hear about Lauren D.? Yeah, she totally got her Racer's Edge last night from that guy on the other team.

by Squawsucker January 22, 2012

Race

Some who loves to do drugs in the class of stimulants, often whenever given the chance will hit up. There is a difference between a "Racer" and a addict, a racer is someone who forces themselves to race, and a addict is someone is mentally or physically addicted, Get it?

Examples: MDMA, Cocaine, Crack, Adderall etc.

She likes to race

by SlimDicky March 15, 2018

PC Master Race

The term was coined satirically, but (un)surprisingly it's become a real circlejerk on Reddit.

A bunch of children who believe themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened simply because they begged their parents to buy them a $1000 graphics card.

Building a PC is not mentally challenging and if you think it is, then you, my friend, are among the "peasants".

Common PC Master Race posts:

"DAE consoles suck?!??!?!!???!!!11!!one"

"muh gtx 1080!"

"Intel i7 or go home"

"I'm a virgin, but I have enough RAM to fuck multiple girls at once"

"I'll probably get mine watercooled"

"Is it strange that I jerk off to my graphics card?"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 26, 2016

Race Card

Something white people made up so that when they say something that is racially offensive they can turn it around on you and make it seem like you're being over sensitive.

Kevin(Asian): Well, I have to go guys.
Jake(white): Go where? To to eat some sushi and noodles?
Kevin: Ouch, that was kind of racist.
Jake: Oh, shut up and stop trying to play the race card.
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Cassie(black): Hey Becky, I'm having a cookout this weekend. You should come.
Becky(white): What's on the menu?
Cassie: you know just regular cookout food.
Becky: Well, I'm allergic to watermelon so no thanks.
Cassie: What would make you think I would be having watermelon? Because I'm black?
Becky: Here we go with the race card again.

by xTheBestx March 13, 2011

race

strange person. always pulling out his gat. loves metal music. extremely awesome. the bad form of weird until you get to know him. then he is the awesome form of weird. is actually black even though he looks white. loves to talk about your mom. hates white people. first two words he says to you are, 'sup cracka?' does drugs.

hey strange man i have never met before.
sup cracka?
ah. you must be race.

by applesoft April 28, 2011

Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.

"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"

by Meatball Meatball Meatball Spaghetti Woo November 18, 2006