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Kroger hand puppet

A person who gets fisted by a Kroger employee.
You see that guy over there, we call him Kroger hand puppet.
by Forzaboy February 19, 2026
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pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end
mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane
by Teyst September 3, 2024
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Cardboard Dragon Puppet

A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.
Hey, I just made a new Cardboard Dragon Puppet.
by anonymous January 31, 2025
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skin the puppet

"I'm gonna go skin the puppet."
"Nice. I can draw fish anywhere."
by lecroft March 4, 2025
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Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass
My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet
by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025
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Fishy Chinese Puppet

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.
P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025
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West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.
Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.
by OG Tom November 10, 2025
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