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Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard
You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018
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Puss

Maan im swimming in puss lately
by Ceckoplesk January 23, 2019
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Puss winks

Usually someone with a sore face
Puss winks Andy is complaining of a sore face while Walter complains about everything
by Lynnemasters February 13, 2019
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blow-puss

when someone offers a girl a blow job on her pussy
wash: ‘Do you want a blow-puss?’

Spirited: ‘Sure why not
by sSpiritedPanda October 3, 2018
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puss gushin

PUSS GUSHIN When a womans vagina leaks, spurts, or squirts love juice. Most times needing goggles.
I fucked my lady so damn good, she was puss gushin!
by Cougar Licious May 16, 2018
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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
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Puss-sack

Nathan Sherman is such a puss-sack
by Roslkfnf July 2, 2019
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