protect my peace

Do whatever it is to keep your happiness... even if it will leave a detrimental effect on your life.

I didn't do the essay because I'm choosing to protect my peace instead.

by taroroot October 12, 2023

protean

someone/something that have the ability to adapt very quick to all situation in different aspect.

He's a protean person, because he adapts very quick at his new job.

by TFB sthetic October 12, 2023

Pretzeling

In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.

I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.

by DJ DETWEILER January 12, 2024

protanki

A remake of the game Tanki Online from 2014, worth trying for nostalgia.

Dude 1: Hey do you play protanki?
Dude 2: yeah, just did, and it was extremely nostalgic.

by Da Anonymous 8 February 15, 2024

Pretzel Year

A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel

I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.

by Cragnon March 7, 2024

Protaginitis

i. When protagonists (main characters) in media use logic that only works because they are protagonists, and thus have plot armor and are protected from dying.

ii. When protagonists or deuteragonists (side characters) in media die as a result of logic that normally wouldn't be applied in real life by normal people, but instead because they need to advance the plot.

"He clearly heard the monster breathing behind that door, why would he open it?"
"He had a minor case of protaginitis, that's why."

by DookieManYT March 28, 2024

Pretzel Dip

A sex position for professionals.

Here’s how the Pretzel Dip move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.

by Kachinonai April 27, 2024