Piss and Beans

Adjective:
Very insignificant.
Something that doesn't do a whole lot, and really sucks.

"That sword does piss and beans for damage"
"My army is just piss and beans"
"I'll win easily, you're just piss and beans compared to me"
"Well...that did piss and beans"

by Patty Pat Pat January 13, 2008

pissed up

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation / drunkenness.

Damn, Frank came home all pissed up last night and passed out in his front yard. What an idiot.

by Frank Klaune May 02, 2005

piss shivers

The feeling experienced when a person (perticularly male) urinates; can be used colloquially to describe any other experience which causes the same or similar feeling.

The bridge of that song gave me piss shivers.

by DKqwerty February 08, 2007

Piss Cutter

A soft military cap also referred to as an overseas cap, fore-and-aft cap, or garrison cover. Term is derived from the wearer's head appearing to look like the tip of a penis.

"Formation will be at zero-seven; UOD is Charlies and Piss Cutters."

by Robbie A. August 15, 2006

taking the piss

Making fun of someone - without hurtful intentions.

My American fiance doesn't understand "taking the piss", so she took my piss taking seriously and now I'm in the dog house! :(

by Malrak May 10, 2008

text pissing

To text via cell phone in the midst of using a urinal or toilet.

“Oi! Text pissing is banned from this toilet. Alright, love?”

by JPbs February 27, 2007

Piss catchers

Leather shoes with a raised stitched upper edge allowing the shoes to catch any 'accidental spillages' that may occur during a drunken visit to the toilet.

Rodney's on the pull tonight, he's wearing his new piss catchers.

by bobby boggled April 01, 2009