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Mud muffin

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."
by R. Bowers October 7, 2012
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muffin stain

A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick
"You're being a muffin stain"
by Mr Isso September 16, 2013
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Nose Muffin

When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.
"Mate, You Just Got Nose Muffin'd"
by BakingWithPride February 13, 2012
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sunset muffin

A muffin that enjoys long walks on the beach during a sunset or someone who enjoys eating a muffin during a sunset.

It may also be (and most often) the action of going down on a woman.
After dinner, I gave my date a sunset muffin for dessert, which she enjoyed.
by Manilla Spent August 14, 2011
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Cowboy Muffin

Eating the ass of an assless chapped leather stud before or after anal devastation.
Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.
by KY-5000 November 5, 2011
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rez muffin

A white girl from the rez that dont take no shit.
Hey jen (white girl) (rez muffin) what you doing over here?

Jen- anything I want!
by Joey mt July 3, 2018
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Muffin Game

This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin
Person 1: wanna play the muffin game?
Person 2: sure, let me ask Jacob and Mack too
by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022
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