My moon

being someones moon is when your so beautiful to them and you don't know it because your so far and out of reach but yet everyone knows there beautiful and loved so deeply but not knowing any of it

Jake: she's my soulmate i swear by it, look at her, she's my moon.

by imissyouimsorry June 27, 2021

The moon is pretty today

A code word for I love you

And the code word for I love you too is “the stars aswell”

Andy:”The moon is pretty today :)”
Nina:”The stars aswell <3”

by You’re random lady July 23, 2021

Mook's Moon

A "Mook's Moon" is when an Irish woman shits on her own face.

Only recorded twice in history, one on Stonehenge, the second "Mook's Moon" was posted by accident on the British Monarchy's offical website. Apparently, George III caught his consort in the act of a Mook's Moon and didn't have his eye on the ball when America revolted.

by Coolvin Coolidge February 26, 2011

in the name of the moon i'll punish you

some thing a weeb would yell when triggered

person: "anime is dumb" weeb: "In ThE nAmE oF THe MOOn I'll PunisH YoU!"

by GarrettIsTrash March 1, 2019

Horny moon

It is the traditional holiday taken by horny newlyweds to celebrate their marrige in intimacy and seclusion.

Las Vegas is a perfect place to go on a horny moon.

by Karla Cisniega December 18, 2008

Moon Rider

A Man or woman with a large forehead and receding hair line.

These people tend to look like they could do with a wash.

Usually from "out in the sticks"

Found driving crap cars and riding moons

Look at those moon riders over there....

What are they doing?
- Just riding the moon

by Russ Gill December 26, 2007

The Moon

A floating ball of dusty rock. That's all.

"I've researched something about the moon!"

by Dilly Mackey May 27, 2018