midgetian

Of or pertaining to midgets.

Not to be confused with a magician, a midget's shin.

See midgets holding carrots

Oscar: I'm gonna kick some midget shin!
Fred: I'm gonna be a magician!
Henry: My midget is midgetian. He lives in Midgetia and eats Midgeberries.

by Salty3-1 August 24, 2005

midget tit

1. small child

2. someone that acts like a small child

"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"

guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"

by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010

Midgetitude

A person who is short and has an attitude about their shortness.
Also, someone who gets very annoyed or angry when calling them short
Giving someone attitude over their shortness

That chick just had a midgetitude freak, just because this dude said 'Hey Shortie' to her.

by Some chick552 January 17, 2011

Midget Pimp

A person who pimps out little people prostitutes exclusively.

With the large demand for sexy little people, the midget pimp's business was booming. pimpmidgetlittle people

by Leah Bo Beah May 25, 2011

midget gems

(Adjective) something you like and enjoy but would never go out and seek it

Girl 1: oh i wish i could get logans dick
Girl 2: meh hes pretty midget gems to me

by ●♡ April 25, 2015

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 29, 2015

Midget

Could run circles around anybody over 4'9 at just about anything from sports to racing to driving a car to tying a tie to home repairs to fishing and hunting. Midgets are better at everything than short and average people, and dwarves are better than midgets at everything, you name it, midgets do it better, and dwarves do it better than midgets.

Is that midget coming over hur? Don't let him talk you into playing beer pong, dude you're 5'9 you don't want to do that.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016