King Teabag

Glenn Beck

King Teabag led his army of teabaggers at the Alamo.

by LordKinbote April 16, 2009

king doucher

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.

Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret

by S.Colditz December 12, 2009

KiiNGKiiD

A term given to a kid, who is of non-royalty, but whos status fulfils the requirements of being a king. The KiiNGCHiiLD is also related to this topic, and is essentially is the same, except close friends or relatives prefer to use this term. Any spouse of A 'KiiNGCHiiLD' must adopt the use of the name 'QU33NCHiiLD.

Don't mess with KiiNGKiiD, he'll par you to the ground

by Oliverjohn3 January 8, 2012

Kingbayer

A king/lord of a particular group of friends whom all share the common aspect of loving sexual intercourse. Kingbayer's usually behave like bears when searching for a mating partner.

He is our kingbayer.
She is their kingbayer.
The great kingbayer.

by Sallesy January 17, 2014

king cobb

A middle aged man, thinking he is in the prime of his life, tries to develop a relationship with a very young girl. Typically a business owner or someone who thinks they are in a position of power. This man develops an attraction to the young girl. This is also known as getting a "cornhusk", thus finally being known as "King Cobb"

The boss has really turned into a king cobb. It's sickening.

by kornydog2 April 15, 2014

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

by queenb254 May 14, 2015

King Edward VI Grammar School

A single gender, mixed personality school in the city of Chelmsford, incorporating nerds, hardmen, and average lads under one roof. The sixth form permits girls, leading to limitless sex from horny 17 year olds fed up with porn, thus leading to limitless amounts of spare (and used) condoms in the school basement. Those not in sixth form must make their way to the very popular Chelmsford Station Toilets in order to wank/fuck/both.

"He goes to King Edward VI Grammar School."
"Shit, I think I might have stepped on his cum in the toilets at the station"

by romfordandbored September 13, 2017