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jonas brothers

An inspiring, amazing band from Wycoff, New Jersey. Just because their music isn't some rap song about some girls butt, or some heavy metal punk kid whining about how crap life is, with drug references and that, doesn't mean their music is kiddy. No, I am not 12. I am almost 17. I hate the incredibly cheesey High School Musical, the disney channel and Hannah Montana.

Their music is aimed at a wide audience, from children as young as 7, all the way up to adults of about 25. I admit that sometimes their music is cheesey, but atleast they write their own songs and don't just write about stupid things like tits that noone cares about.

Their influence tree goes way back, everything from My Chemical Romance, to The Backstreet Boys to Weird Al Yvonick! They do not class themselves as one genre of music, as their lyrics and tune vary from song to song, combining strong powerful guitar riffs with soft ballad-like synths.

Nick, the youngest of the amazing trio, was recently diagnosed with diabetes. Although it has been hard for him, he has never gave up, teaching children and adolescents with ANY type of illness all over the word that you can be anything you want to be.

If they are not your type of music, I'm not going to argue with you. Not many people hate them because theres nothing much to hate about them.
8 year old: I love the Jonas Brothers!
14 year old: Their music gives me a sense of belonging.. I love them so effing much.
22 Year old: Theres nothing NOT to love about these boys.
by xBELIVEIBLEDx June 2, 2008
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Jonas

A fat ass guy who cant move and play on a patato everyday a.k.a A mountain

Random peson: Hey Jonas wanna go out and do somt stuff ??

Jonas: No f*** off im gonna play on my patato everyday

Jonas: Its everyday bro!
#Jonas #Bro #Patato #GIVE ME MONEY PLEASE
by Da Beast Of All NigNogs June 27, 2017
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JONASIN

When you are jonsin to the extreme. (Named for P. Jonas who fell down a flight of steps when he blacked out from too much whiskey).
That black guy is jonasin because he didn't have enough money for a 40oz. or the Cleveland RTA bus and has to walk back to the projects in -17 degree temperatures with a windbreaker on.
by Cleveland Sucks February 8, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

The most amazing band in the world, Kevin, lead guitarist, Nick, vocalist, drummer, guitarist, pianist, and much more, and Joe, guitarist, vocalist, and tamborinist (lol). Awesome people who love their fans! BUY A LITTLE BIT LONGER, ITS AWESOME!!! Also have 2 other albums, its about time (not available in stores) and their Self titled album, Jonas Brothers... they are amazing and awesome
by The year 3000 October 16, 2008
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Jonah

jonah is a cutie, and has a great personality but he can be bipolar at times. he doesn’t have very much confidence and often gives up on himself. he’s very talented and a funny guy. jonah is someone who you would want as a boyfriend. he’s so caring and kind and always makes you feel better, even if he’s not in the best mood himself. jonah makes friends very easily and often sticks with ones that value his personality. he will crack you up with his amazing dance moves and funny jokes, but will also confuse you at times. but, jonah is overall amazing guy, and anyone would be lucky to be friends with him.
retard: i dont like Jonah

me: Jonah is the greatest person of all time how could you say that sped.
by gmoneyswag2004ganggang October 14, 2019
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Jonas

Usually a name givin to a guy with a big ass fcking cock givin from birth 14 inch as a baby
Wow there goes jonas i know hes packing
by Not Cool dude April 23, 2021
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