David Jon is like God, he's great at sex, he's daring, funny, talented. He is a badass, he dominates at everything he does, even if it's his first time playing and doesn't even know the rules. David Jon could go against Chuck Norris and kick his ass. He also taught himself to fight like the fighters in the UFC. David Jon does NOT take shit from anybody, and will knock whoever down who talks shit. He has beautiful brown hair and blue/green eyes. He's just amazing.
by amorbella6 December 17, 2011
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by urbandictiofreak March 8, 2009
Get the pull a jon lebowitz mug.A sexualy manuever whereas a man stands on the back of his partner, as if surfing, and masturbates. To successfully pull off the Ron Jon, the man must ejaculate before falling off his partner's back.
by RustyBallz September 8, 2011
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does nothing except bastardise the English language in his music and randomly yell 'YEEEAAAH!', OKAAAYYY!', 'WHAAAATTT!' and 'CRUUUNK!' like a retard.
a god for wiggers and poseurs everywhere.
does nothing except bastardise the English language in his music and randomly yell 'YEEEAAAH!', OKAAAYYY!', 'WHAAAATTT!' and 'CRUUUNK!' like a retard.
a god for wiggers and poseurs everywhere.
by abbas224 August 5, 2007
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Girl 1: there's that guy they call "don jon"
Girl 2: he's such a asshole , knowing he can get any girl he wants
Girl 2: he's such a asshole , knowing he can get any girl he wants
by abcmale October 8, 2015
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by chickenlover6969 October 14, 2011
Get the Won-Ton-Jon mug.Obnoxious dumbass who shouts the same 3 words in every songs "yeah, what, okay", purposely trying to be annoying.
His physical appearance is equally as repulsive, with him blowing his hot smelly breath at you through big dirty gold "grillz". He seems to always try to show his teeth off, and in the process, sounds like an idiot when he talks.
Yes, he is the king of 'crunk' (crazy and drunk), for he always seems highly intoxicated, and he acts like a madman.
I've seen his graduation pictures, and i'm surprised he actually got that far. My first impression of him was a dropout moron who lacks a 2nd grade education, and can't read (see "Ying Yang Twins"), so obviously he knows something, but he chooses to hide it.
What does he care? He's making millions off of those stupid morons buying his garbage.
His physical appearance is equally as repulsive, with him blowing his hot smelly breath at you through big dirty gold "grillz". He seems to always try to show his teeth off, and in the process, sounds like an idiot when he talks.
Yes, he is the king of 'crunk' (crazy and drunk), for he always seems highly intoxicated, and he acts like a madman.
I've seen his graduation pictures, and i'm surprised he actually got that far. My first impression of him was a dropout moron who lacks a 2nd grade education, and can't read (see "Ying Yang Twins"), so obviously he knows something, but he chooses to hide it.
What does he care? He's making millions off of those stupid morons buying his garbage.
by gplpark92 August 1, 2006
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