of jewish decent 

Term meaning the user has Jewish ancestors. Often overused to refer to some very distant relatives in the hope it will give them favour over others when dealing with prospective clients that are either jewish or in the belief that religious people do jobs better. Also used as an escape from anti-sematic comments.

The paternal grandfather of my maternal grandmother was Jewish. Therefore I am of jewish descent.


Hitler's grandfather was jewish (he used to beat his father, and from there was installed the seed of hatred for judaism) and hence Adolf was of a stronger jewish descent than I.

--or--

GUY 1: Those damn Jews still haven't given me my money, I suppose it is typical of them

GUY 2: That's a rather racist comment. You jew-hating nazi!

GUY 1: I don't got beef with the Jews, I'm of jwish descent myself; my great great gandfather was Jewish.

of jewish decent by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

jack gay Jewish noes man 

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.

" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."

jack gay Jewish noes man by the secret man February 1, 2021

shut your jewish lips 

telling someone to shut up because there so damn cheap they need coupons for everything

me: coupons for coca-cola?
zack: yah thats a great deal, thats like 50 bucks, they got coke and sprite and vault and everything.. mmmmhmmmmm
me: shut your jewish lips!!!

shut your jewish lips by baby shaniqua January 4, 2008

Uncomfortably Jewish 

A term used to describe an awkward situation in which a person of Jewish heritage fails in his/her attempt to actively participate in a discussion on pop culture. Since most Jews are out of touch with issues like athletics, music, and entertainment, they typically will use older slang or urban references in their attempt to fit in.

When Jonah descrived Lil Wayne as "all that and a bag of chips," he created an uncomfortably Jewish enviornment for all involved in our conversation

Uncomfortably Jewish by tactrash October 23, 2008

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail. 

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!

Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail. by da hood' October 10, 2004

Kehillah Jewish Highschool 

A school that used to be religiously Jewish, but now barely gives a shit about Jewish holidays. They now make students work on Jewish holidays (Since apparently, Christian holidays are superior). Some AP classes have unrealistic requirements (most college classes are easier than some AP's there, history being one of them). You can't really call it a Jewish school since the majority of the students and faculty aren't Jews. Tuition costs an absurd 50k+ every year. Although most of the kids there are pretty chill, don't go there if you truly want to go to a Jewish School.

Random person: Hey What School do you go to?

Another person: I go to Kehillah Jewish Highschool.

Random person: Yeah that place ain't really Jewish anymore.

Kehillah Jewish Highschool by Nptankist June 10, 2021

1/8th Jewish 

When one of your friends needs an excuse to be a jew, hes probably 8th jewish. Chances are they are actually just jewish, And want to be able to pretend to like bacon and show generosity when its convenient for them. These types are never wrong, in any discussion, concerning anything, Often discovering entirely new revelations such as: "I'm totally sure 5-meo-DMT is the extracted pure form of DMT" or

"I'm not being a dick, I just found a chick to go to the concert instead.

You: Hey bro, want me to bring some chronic over for you to match?
Him: Nah man, I don't like smoking my weed with people, it makes me uneasy.
Him: But by all means come over and bring yours.
You: Your nose is a little big to be only an 1/8th jewish , Are you sure you don't want to loan me money with ridiculous interest too?

1/8th Jewish by Wevi November 19, 2007