Grimp

When someone is a simp, but they deny it.

Yo Fritz, stop being a grimp.

by Sub2JamezzCrew February 19, 2020

Grimp

The by-product of a fat chicks tampon and a half-a-retards drain babies. Usually has a lumpy horse face and a crooked mouth.

Dude 1: Hey dude 2, did you just see that?
Dude 2: Yeah. It just crawled out of the deck drain.
Dude 1: I think it was a grimp.
Dude 2: That's disgusting. Look at its face, it's all crooked.

by JayDub_024 October 16, 2011

grumping

Johnson's slow, angry and sad behavior when he's grumpy.

"Why does he seems depressed today?"
"He's just grumpy. He does it really well, too. I woke up today, planning to be grumpy, but it just didn't work out."
"Okay, he's grumping his way over; we can leave now."

by abalone gyro April 23, 2004

grumpkin

A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.

Oh, there goes that lil' grumpkin truckin' around campus again.

by Marc November 17, 2003

Grimple

A pimple on ones grundle, which can be quite painful.

Bob: Gordo why are you limping?
Gordo: I have this annoying pimple between my balls and my ass.
Bob: on your grundle you mean?
Gordo: yeah man
Bob: THAT my friend is what they call a grimple

by Mr grimps May 29, 2013

carlsbad grimple

A sex act in which the tip of one's penis is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.

During the orgy with the Thai hookers, Jon got a Carlsbad Grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.

by AdamMC May 17, 2006

Glump

A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia

A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."

by Coiked April 13, 2004