golfist

Someone who shares a passion for golf but can’t play it for shit

I’m a golfist

by anonymous July 20, 2024

golf cart princess

noun. when you lie about knowing how to golf in order to go out with the guy you like (he wanted to go golfing together), but you suck so bad and are causing a line of old men golfers to form so your crush makes u sit it out in the cart looking all cute. you’re a golf cart princess

you: omg he wants to go golfing together!

friend: i thought you hated golf.
you: yeah, i lied to him.

friend: omg cute you’ll be a total golf cart princess!!

by peeepsie July 29, 2024

GolfCart Polluter

Meatballs and spaghetti that play volleyball

The GolfCart Polluters are coming! Hide your food!

by th3.D1_H8t3r September 8, 2023

Golf

Give one less fuck

When someone ask for something,they get it and then do not appreciate it, it makes me GOLF about their well being

by Pressurerushadrenalinedropper September 14, 2023

Golfing

A nonce, noncing

Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.

by Elzhi September 20, 2023

Golf

Game
of
life
first

The man decided to walk his dog before meeting with a coworker, because the dog needed to use the bathroom.

The man was practising golf

by pedalpowered1 September 30, 2023

GLOFT

An acronym (Gourley's look out for this).

I always enjoy the Glofts on the James Bonding podcast

by hjjnjn233 November 4, 2023