glitterponyz

best cosplays but also the worst at the same time... also

EMO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhAHA

Person 1: dude this Gregory cosplayer is just wearing a blue shirt-
glitterponyz: Heard you were talking shit about me?
Person 1: AHHHHHHHH

by intoxicated.vampire February 12, 2022

glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face

Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.

by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022

GLITTER MITTEN

ANOTHER WORD FOR A SMALL CLIT

“EWW,SHE HAD A GLITTER MITTEN…?”

by Getrweeds April 12, 2022

Glitter dick

When you dip your dick into glitter so when you cum it’s has pizzazz

For my girls birthday I got her a glitter dick.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

glitter

glitter is a dumbass bitch that can’t spell for shit

me:glitter i fucking hate you

by gamergirl10000 April 19, 2022

Glitter Bomb Bitch

A bitter friend that would like to see you fail. The person is salty-sweet, doing nice things that secretly mean harm. This person gives gifts that on the surface seem harmless, but leave behind a cloud of glitter, making a mess that is bothersome and hard to clean. A Frenemy that is calculated and jealous.

That Glitter Bomb Bitch recommended a hair stylist that she knew would ruin my hair!

by TwoFacesPodcast May 7, 2022

Glitteratti

People who regularly take special occasions and use them to glitter bomb unsuspecting folks with little to no remorse. Simply the laugh is worth the pain of a million glitter pieces ransacking your sanity.

The Glitteratti hit us again. We will never be cleansed of their wrath.

by RyNo_Horne May 16, 2022