Gaff

Primarily used by scousers(citizens of Liverpool), to describe a gathering in which friends come together to consume drugs.

Get to ar's for a gaff, got the lemo (cocain) on route.

by LBM123456 March 18, 2022

Gaffo'd

Unprepared and absolutely fucked.

I used to be a spud farmer, but then I gaffo'd it and they sacked me

by Islidewayz March 19, 2022

Gruff

Anything that grown ups do that is considered upper-age activity.

My mom and dad are always doing gruff things.

by UrbanDicksinaryVIP March 31, 2022

Gaffer Dazzle

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.

Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”

by Hackpwn April 9, 2022

Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 3, 2022

Gruffirale

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by Gruffirale May 11, 2022

Gaffering

When a Jaffer or any male know it all student goes off to over explain a quick question.

Jaffer started gaffering when we asked him his favourite colour

by Ash_ketchup May 30, 2022