Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.
You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"
by Hackpwn July 06, 2021
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UTS

Abbreviated to UTS, Up The Shit is an Australian term used to define a thing or situation that is less than optimal.
“Hey mate, this fucking thing isn’t working

Yeah na, it’s UTS cunt”
by Hackpwn October 10, 2021
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Europemaxing

1. Wake up
2. Get coffee with friends
3. Have lunch with same friends

4. Go for a walk
5. More coffee with friends
6. Do nothing
Hey bro, want to get coffee today?”

“Yeah, I’m going to be Europemaxing hard like Mads Mikkelsen today”
by Hackpwn June 26, 2025
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Gaffer Dazzle

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
by Hackpwn April 09, 2022
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