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black forest cake

The black Forest cake is a stool coated with residual menstrual fluid and cumm. Created by the act of having raw intercourse with a women while she is on her monthly cycle then finishing anally.
Dude I fucked my wife while she was juice'n then I blew my load in her ass, she dropped a black forest cake on the bed.
by Hot Karl 88 September 29, 2009
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foreskin

The piece of skin hangind from the end of your knob piece.
"Ouch! I've got my foreskin stuck in a vice"
by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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i will love you forever

usually said by a dude, while going out.
usually a lie. usually believed though. usually ends in heart break. the average forever has always lasted three and 25/30 monthes (about a hundred days)
happens to all of us... we usually know it is a lie but are trapped in believing. then we get the name of a silly girl
week of going out(dude): baby i will love you forever and a day more trust me.
silly girl: forever?
dude: forever and a day more.
silly girl: awh babe i love you too forever!

three months later

dude: uhm we need to talk
silly girl(smiling): yeah i just was about to call you.
dude: i hope you wont be mad... i hope we can still be friends but...
silly girl(hectic):what... what are you saying?
dude: i think we should break up.
by ajmiddleton December 27, 2008
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foresex

Foresex is essential for deriving the full pleasures of sex.
by uttam maharjan August 29, 2010
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forbidden forest

the pubic hair region of peter doherty's p33n.
"OMG, there are crabs in the FORBIDDEN FOREST!"
by linds March 26, 2005
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Fitness Forever

The most rockin' personal training / boot camp company in the world!!! If you want to lose weight and look great, then this is who you turn to! These people commit to be fit!
I need to lose 10 lbs. in a healthy, safe way so I will call Fitness Forever.
by brie_bikini January 24, 2011
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forever and always

by lolsghibjjk February 20, 2019
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