Pie Man

Also known as Homer Simpson aka Mr. X aka Homer Sampson aka Homer Thompson.

"Look out! Here comes Pie Man! And there's his sidekick, The Cupcake Kid! (Bart)

by G-Union May 4, 2004

Cream pie

It is a term most commonly used in pornography. It is also referred to as Internal Ejacualtion. In anal cream pie's the male will usually plunge deeper into the anus and stay there until they're through cumming. Then they will slide there penis out slowly as to help the cum flow out of the anus. The female will sometimes squat or probe with their fingers to help gravity move the sperm. In vaginal cream pie's the guy will cum inside the vagina and pulls out their dick slowly and the female will contract their lower stomach muscles to push out the cum. Vaginal cream pie's are far more common than anal cream pie's.

Let's just say she knows how to do one hell of a cream pie.

by miluvrox November 24, 2010

Clam Pie

Another word for vagina

"Hey, what smells so funny?"

"Oh, Susan must have her legs open. It must be her clam pie."

by Yourewelcomeinadvance January 23, 2015

Fresh Pie

Discrete call sounded when sexy chick(s) walk into a pizzeria. There are several variations of fresh pie depending on what category these ladies fall under;
puma pie (women over 50), cougar pie (women over 40), semi-fresh pie (women who barely make the cusp), undercooked pie (tweens), etc.

FRESH PIE!!! Gimme some of that.

by Andolini's October 29, 2009

slice pie

wordpizza/word.

by e-vis October 6, 2003

Mice pie

A very common misspelling of mince pies, often done accidentally when you miss the "n" key because you are in a rush.

Can also refer to a small pie, similar to a mince pie, but instead filled with mouse droppings, served during christmas time to people who give you shite presents.

Tony: Hey, I'm off to get another mice pie, brb.

Dave: Mice pie? WTF?

Tony: SHIT! I mean mince pie! My bad.

Or

Tony: Hey, go give this mice pie to Uncle Freddy

Dave: Yeah! that would totally get him back for buying me another fucking lynx box set this Christmas!

by Mustangboss_429 January 2, 2010

pie regimen

An unhealthy diet, leading to rapid weight gain.

Boy, Larry's gained 25 lbs. in the last couple of months. He must have himself on a strict pie regimen.

by F. Scott September 7, 2007