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Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.
I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.
by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009
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Flat out like a lizard drinking

To be not busy.

As a visual metaphor, it implies the opposite to the expression ‘flat out’. A lizard drinking is visually flat against the ground, still, stationary, prostrate, prone and apparently inactive - the opposite of what a person is like when they are busy.

The primary definition that I heard for years amongst colleagues and friends fluent in Strine was the 'not busy' version. It was only recently that I have heard it used to mean 'hard at work' or 'busy'. It feels that the traditional components of visual metaphor and humour in the Strine lexicon have been lost or the expression misconstrued at some point.
Flat out like a lizard drinking -

"Man it's quiet here. You busy?"
“Busy? Flat out… like a lizard drinking… hehehe.”
by InterlocutorInThe1st October 27, 2020
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Flat Liner

A Gun Used To End Someones Life (The Name Is Self Explanatory)
"Don't Make Me Run Up On Ya With That Flat Liner"
"Yo This Nigga Needs To Die, Ima Hit Him With That Flat Liner"
by HillByNature December 30, 2012
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flat screen

Im a guy and i have bigger tits than her, dude shes a total flat screen.
by georgey satters October 24, 2012
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Montreal Flat

Thinking you have a flat tire on your bicycle when in reality you are to messed up to be riding.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.
Al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. Turned out they were Montreal Flats.
by Gravity Sucks August 16, 2009
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get to your flat in turkey

something said in annoyance or shock, meaning "get hame" or "get to fuck", only politer. Usually said as response to a random or stupid comment by some timmeh.
Timmeh: Guess what!
Me: What?
Timmeh: Guess what!
Me: WHAT?!?
Timmeh: Guess what? Hi.
Me: Oh, get to your flat in turkey!!
by Hmdle October 18, 2008
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Flat foot

Expression for the system administrator which is extremely untidy and his office is a complete mess. Flat foot means that there is only enough space underneath his door to slide a box of pizza.
His office is a mess, he is a flat foot.
by s1m0n.lfs January 16, 2009
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