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"The demon is dead, by my hands!" -Elite after killing the Master Chief

"Kill the demon!" -Prophet of Truth upon Master Chief's being teleported into High Charity
by an elite July 8, 2009
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demon wolf

Demon wolves are party animals. They dont give a shit. Demon wolves are pimps they get all the girls. Everyone loves demon wolves.
Aye, hes such a demon wolf hes awesome pimp
by The flaming potato March 26, 2016
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Cum-Sucking Demon Slut

A person who sucks a lot of cum and is also a demon and a slut. usually, terminology only used when someone doesnt know what else to insult another person with. Basically, stupid assholes say to their perfect ex-girlfriends.
Sam: you know what kate, you are a cum-sucking demon slut
by demonslut November 6, 2011
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Johnny Damon

A major league baseball player with native american blood. He loves the land, and respects the great spirit. he has many pow-wows to celebrate his baseball victories.
Johnny Damon lives in a long-house
by blumf February 8, 2005
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Demon

A demon is a girl, who on the hotness scale can range anywhere from a 4 to an 7 but with the use of tricksy tactics can increase her image by 3 to 4 points!

Here are some useful tips to spot a demon.

1. Ask your friends, "is she hot?" If there is a general argument as to if she's hot or not, most likely she's a demon trying to break your friendship apart.

2. If she's wearing sunglasses, she's either trying to keep the sun out of her eyes or hide the fact that she's a demon. the latter statement is probably the most plausible. Remember the bigger the glasses, the more she's trying to hide.
3. This ones almost a dead giveaway every time. If the "Demon" in question is standing near a bunch of ugly chicks, she's trying to make herself look better.

Here are some tips to defeat demons.
1. This way is the best. Have a very beautiful woman with you at all times ( an Angle). the angle will vanquish the demon, and help demons stand out in crowds, for easy aversion.
2. Yell DEMON very loudly and run away. This will alert everyone around and the demon will be foiled, forcing it to practice its black magiks elsewhere.
3. Use common evil vanquishing tactics, i.e.: swords, silver bullets, garlic, etc.
4. Have a Worlock/Druid/Wizard. assist you. Worlcks/Druids/Wizards know spells to send the demon backeth weherth cometh.
-innocent young man:

Oh, i'm so stoked for mission trip, there will be so many babes.
-Innocent young man 2: i know right.
#mission trip begins#

innocent young man 1: there are no hotties on this trip what a rip off of $600
-Innocent young man2: I know right.
#3 days into mission trip#

IYM1: hey that babe is pretty bablisious right?
IYM2: no man she's just slightly better looking than all the other girls.
IYM1 and IYM2: .... (look at each other) DEMON!!!!
by gorillazzord August 29, 2010
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Damon

a total bitch stay away from any damon’s they will leave u waiting for them while they make stupid excuses
stay away from damon he will break your heart
by kdubs42 January 17, 2020
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Matt Damon

screen play actor in hollywood. due to his bad acting the words "Matt Damon" and to be used as a derogratery term.
"OH i pulled a Matt Damon"

"man, that movie was soooo Matt Damon"
by Nina April 18, 2005
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