Dad bod

A male who is usually over 30 years old that used to be jacked or in good shape. Usually has big arms and shoulders. An ex athlete or military veteran who is now an average joe blow with kids. He still lifts when he has time, but a crappy diet and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol lead to excess body fat and sometimes, a beer gut. Having kids, a mortgage, and demanding job allow for very little time or motivation to workout and diet religiously. Usually also hairy.

"Tyler used to be ripped, but his stress levels are high and his testosterone has plummeted. He's rockin the dad bod nowadays."

by armchairgeneral March 12, 2018

Dad Fart

A very loud and prolonged fart that your father did when you were a child.

While I was watching television my father let rip with a dad fart

by Mr Wibble July 9, 2007

Dad Zoned

When a girl likes you as a friend so much you become a dad to her. No one's as close to a girl as her dad. The consequence is that no girl wants to hook up for her dad.

John looks a little older than the average college student, so all his friends call him "Dad." Because of this, all of the girls call John "Dad" as well, and see him as a father figure to the friend group. John has in effect been Dad Zoned.

by tribefan247 January 25, 2016

dad jokes

Jokes that are only funny when dads say them. A dad joke is a one of a kind type of joke.

"Dad, I'm hungry!"
"Hi Hungry I'm Dad. Dad jokes"

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020

Dad Joke

A cheesy and bad joke that dad's say to try and impress people.

What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey! What a dad joke.

by S_Hurty April 6, 2017

Dad Jokes

Jokes that are so cringe that you laugh-

Dad Jokes:

Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...

by Mishtah Shmee November 3, 2022

Dad Bod

You have a job, responsibilities, and enough money to nod in approval when someone tells you Guacamole is extra.

Would your dad bod like Guacamole?

by MrSmellyPants July 5, 2015