A little machine, like the Badge it machine, where you can make your own condoms. Add flavours and colours. Comes with enough latex for 12 condoms.
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The holiest condom in the know universe. Even the pope himself would fuck 12 girls doggy style while wearing it.
"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."
by Scribbles301 March 3, 2009
Get the Holy Condom mug.1.As defined by oxford dictionary:-
a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse
as a contraceptive or to protect against infection.
2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet.
3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.
a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse
as a contraceptive or to protect against infection.
2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet.
3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.
1. Oh ! baby I have a mango flavored condom come suck it.
2. Boy: Should I fuck you?
Girl : You have a condom?
Boy: Yes vanilla flavored.
Girl : Then why are you even asking. Fuck me ...................
3. Hindi joke
******* (kaun(a hindi word) in english means 'who' pronounced as CON)*******
Santa is a very religous , practising abstinence from sex and never uses abusive words. Banta decided to get the word condom out of his mouth.
One day Banta asked Santa to say condom but Santa refused incessantly.
The next day Banta asked Santa "Do you know where is 'DOM'. Santa instanteneously said "Kaun dom" ....................tell me Santa "Kaun dom"(who is this DOM).................................................................................
2. Boy: Should I fuck you?
Girl : You have a condom?
Boy: Yes vanilla flavored.
Girl : Then why are you even asking. Fuck me ...................
3. Hindi joke
******* (kaun(a hindi word) in english means 'who' pronounced as CON)*******
Santa is a very religous , practising abstinence from sex and never uses abusive words. Banta decided to get the word condom out of his mouth.
One day Banta asked Santa to say condom but Santa refused incessantly.
The next day Banta asked Santa "Do you know where is 'DOM'. Santa instanteneously said "Kaun dom" ....................tell me Santa "Kaun dom"(who is this DOM).................................................................................
by godsman June 3, 2010
Get the condom mug.A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.
Jack: Hey babe... Let's get the hell out of here.
Jane: Why?
Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.
Jane: Why?
Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.
by Averant December 28, 2010
Get the Condom mug.A small town in Eastern Massachusetts often confused with the capital of New Hampshire. Some "interesting" things happened there before out great grandparents were in diapers, and I don't mean depends. (Revolutionanry war, Henry David Thoreau, etc)
by pacman January 30, 2004
Get the Concord mug.The act of placing a large topped bottle or jar inside of a woman's pussy then fucking her then peeing in the bottle/jar and finally closing the lid. If she is very loose down there you may duck tape the bottle into the vaginal cavity.
I was worried about getting evan pregnant and i didnt have a condom so i just used a south carolina condom.
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