come

A word that stupid people laugh at when they have just discovered the meaning of cum.

Person: He's coming from over there.

Stupid teenage girl: lolorz 1he said come!1 1 !!

by Prof. Goldman December 2, 2010

Great Comebacks

A great come back is something that is said to purposely piss off, humiliate, or sadden the person you are saying it to. Some people often try to create good comebacks that absolutely suck saggy nipples. Like for instance if someone were to say "You are gay!" you would not want to just say to them "I know you are but what am I?" Because the answer to that question is that you infact are a homosexual (not literally mind you) just mentally. Another common BAD comeback is "I Am What I eat" ok so lets just create a scenario, Bob has just called Timothy a Vagina. I am what I eat would not work quite well with this because it would ultimately mean that Timothy is a Vagina, who eats... vagina. The key to a great comeback is originality. If done properally the victim that you have just "Verbally Bitch Slapped" will have nothing else left to say or do either than piss their pants or come up with a lame comeback.

(Note this is a AOL conversation, though screenames are not used to protect Identities)
Gay Max: well, i started project lama lama dingdong
Me: Is that what you kids call masturbating these days?

Or perhaps one that is intentionally meant to hurt someone, then you just through it right back in their filthy face!

Gay Max: I think you smell
Me: Good, now that we are being honest with eachother I think your the biggest faggot that has every step foot on this planet so commonly reffered to as EARTH
(Now watch closely)
Gay Max: i dont car
(He cares so much that he has indeed not followed the proper grammar techniques such as capitalize the I for himself and place an e at the end of car to make it car*e. What will he do next?)
Gay Max signed off at 5:37:01 PM.
(That pussy will sign off before you roast him again!)

by Jimmy Asshole and the Choclate Starfish June 26, 2004

comearound

n. something someone says when they don't have a comeback, usually blurted out without any thought, makes the speaker feel like an idiot afterwards.

Nice comearound...

by Tess Scape March 8, 2011

Come Up

To snag someone who is more attractive, more successful, and/or richer than you.

Stacy was just a bartender at Applebee's when she met that basketball player. She snagged the ultimate come up.

by Sidewinder01 September 19, 2012

where do babies come from

Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...

Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....

by Rissy December 29, 2005

Best comeback

The best comeback EVAR

Jerk: Your a pussy!
Me: You are what you eat. What's your excuse, dick?
BEST COMEBACK EVER

by qwertyuioplkjhgfsazxcvbnm April 29, 2012

ComeBacks For Girls

Some cool insults that girls should use on guys, hope this helps people!

Well, Here you go 4 great ComeBacks For Girls..

1. If a guy disses you in anyway at all then reply.. "You know i would slap you but i dont wanna make your face look any better"

2. If a guy says to you, why havent i seen you around? Then reply.. Yeah thats why i stopped going.

3. If a guy says something mean about your face then reply with.. You know i feel sorry for you, what are you gonna do for a face when king kong askes for his arse back (Remember say it with sympithy and concern)

4. Again this works for any insult... (Cough Allot and say OH.. NO!) The guy will go what? and you will say "WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ALLERGIC TO DOGS!"

by BarbieeGurlOx April 1, 2009