Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023

cacturne

a pokemon that has spikes on it

"i'm sippin' something green that i spiked like a cacturne"

by dexterstarbust April 16, 2023

CactusMan4562

Adjective: When your face looks like you've eaten a beehive

That CactusMan4562 mf should stick his dick in a pencil sharpener despite it being too small.

by Stwaberry June 6, 2023

cactamoros

Loving to be picky in personality. (Problematic; spiteful)

Son: "I want my gummy bears now!"
Dad: "Song, if you don't stop being cactamoros, you'll get grounded."

by SkeetBoy69 July 12, 2024

cactamoros

Being prickly or annoying to deal with. (Spiteful or unruly)

Son: "I don't want to eat the broccoli."
Dad: "Stop being so cactamoros; eat your broccoli NOW!"

by SkeetBoy69 July 13, 2024

Cactuses

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.

Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 3, 2024

Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.

Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.

by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023