muff cabbage

muff cabbage is a new slang term (come from jerseyites) for calling a woman a cunt. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

Fuck you you dirty piece of muff cabbage.

Listen here you fucking muff cabbage, you and I are going to smoosh.

by Tyler Blonigs October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A term used to describe a fat woman who acts in whorish nature.

I was surprised when i found Taylor's mom to be a giant piece of muff cabbage.

by Champers Scampers October 19, 2010

muff cabbage

When your muff smells like what comes out of your butt after you eat a lot of cabbage

That bitch is muff cabbage...shes a stank whore

by ezekiel420 October 17, 2010

The Cabbage

A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.

Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!

Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.

The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!

by Steeman April 30, 2005

Ass cabbage

The tissue that rolls out of your ass hairs onto the floor after a shit.

Hey.. Did you just leave ass cabbage on the rug?

by Curacion September 15, 2019

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

by Nikki0919 October 17, 2010

Skunk Cabbage

A word used to express sheer excitement for an event that often centers around something that is found to be chomedy. This word is always shouted, and the closing cabbage is always elongated.

Chris is driving by in his jeep, and he sees a man chasing after a squirrel that has the man's sandwich in its mouth. Chris unrolls his jeep window to yell Skunk Cabbage at the man and the squirrel.

Chris: SKUNK CABAAAAAAAAGE!!

by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008