cock thirsty boat whores

The kid of gals the go on Single Cruises. They usally book with Singles Cruise.Com or Vacations to Go. The worst/best prospects come form Salt Lake City or Huston, Texas.

Wow, that Alison and her roomate are real Real Cock Thirsty Boat Whores. All I did is give her a glass of Box Wine. Then we went back to her room and fucked. I hoping to make a "Big John Samich" with her and her roomate tonight!!!

cock thirsty boat whores by HarlinWangmaster June 20, 2007

Gravy Boat 

The act of pouring water into a person's asshole and then proceeding to drink it like a fine gravy.

That chick had the sweetest gravy boat I've ever tasted.

Gravy Boat by Neay Hey March 15, 2009

Goat Boat 

Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!

"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone

Goat Boat by haha_you_dont_know_who_i_am May 12, 2010

rock the boat

awesome song by Aaliyah Haughton. Her music video was shot in the Bahamas where she passed away.

i am listening to Rock the Boat by Aaliyah.

rock the boat by essjstunnah October 9, 2008

ukrainian boat ride 

being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.

see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.

ukrainian boat ride by piggysmacks August 25, 2009

Filipino Shrimp Boat 

while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.

I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.

Filipino Shrimp Boat by Scuba Bird November 19, 2009

take the skin boat to tuna town 

To have vaginal sex.

take the skin boat to tuna town by Ian Chode April 4, 2003