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The birds and the bees

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.
My future kid: Mom, what are the birds and the bees?

Me: Well you now, Breadbin Urie once said...
by Nika_dww November 18, 2019
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Bee Money

Brandon Shaw also know as the coolest muhfucker in Kentucky.
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bee-I-zitch

Used instead of the more vulgar bitch, for describing a really unpleasant woman,when your listeners include people ( like your Mom ) who would be appalled at such language. Acceptable in even the most curse averse groups.
That teacher is such a bee-I-zitch! She drives me crazy!

She shouldn't act like such a bee-I-zitch! She knows it was an

accident.
by gulsh June 3, 2010
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bee-skeet

A slang term for honey; the only kind of skeet acceptable on the chin of a hetero male; The skeet of a bee... see "skeet" for helpful definition
Bee-Skeet Nut Cheerios; Bee-skeet Bunches of Oats, Bee-skeet Mustard dressing; "Chicken Nuggest taste better dipped in bee-skeet"

"That is some sweet-tasting bee-skeet."
by JoseGfromWhitehall January 11, 2008
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Bee movie script

Person 1: don't spam me anymore
Person 2: (bee movie script)
by Blahawke September 17, 2017
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Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
Bee Movie Script.jpg Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
by pussack August 5, 2018
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Vanier Bee Sting

A very large cold sore whose origins may be suspect
Geez, what is that thing on Bob’s lip? Bob had a vicious bender this weekend, that looks like a vanier bee sting.
by Willis Phytnyomouf January 19, 2019
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