Burting Off

A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"

"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"

"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."

by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024

Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

Banting

Choosing between two different things

I’m banting right now between going to McDonald’s and staying in bed

by Mckinlee and Madelyn January 9, 2025

Baiting

Posting something on social media in an attempt to get somebody specific — usually a crush — to interact with it.

“I was totally baiting when I posted about that song yesterday. I don’t even listen to it, but I know it’s my crush’s favorite.”

by bootyboobcall March 25, 2025

Blarting

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Have you ever been caught blarting before?

by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025

barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

batting practice

the mixed high of KETAMINE and DMT :. batz

i’m going to batting practice tonight, before the gig.

by BATZ:. April 22, 2025