by AWWWWW NOOOOO October 24, 2019

A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.
A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”
B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020

A Bailey is a girl who is really naive. A girl who constantly talks about her boyfriend even though no one asked. Whatever she says is imPortAnT. A girl who thinks she knows everything.
She’s such a Bailey.
by COOMER😌😌 November 30, 2019

to break up with someone the day after you have sex for the first time
(for someone else who isn't interested)
(for someone else who isn't interested)
by raksa123 June 19, 2018

by Babydoll883 October 4, 2016

Bailey is, wow, Bailey is everything you could ever need. Damn, she's charming, absolutely gorgeous, insanely smart, genuinely caring, analogies and examples couldn't even display how amazing she is. Bailey is the girl you need when you get home after a long day of just shit, you can lay your head on her lap and she can soothe you within the second. Bailey is the girl we don't deserve, but she's there for us anyway. I love you so much Bailey, keep being awesome.
I wonder if you'll see this Bailey
- Not Arthur
I wonder if you'll see this Bailey
- Not Arthur
My friend: Are you going to the party tonight?
Me: No, its a waste of time.
My friend: Bailey's gonna be there!
Me: Have you seen my keys anywhere, ahhh, here are my shoes. C'mon were gonna be late.
Me: No, its a waste of time.
My friend: Bailey's gonna be there!
Me: Have you seen my keys anywhere, ahhh, here are my shoes. C'mon were gonna be late.
by SaintlySaint June 29, 2021
