vampire weekend

The period of time that a schticky "it" band is popular for, typically 1-3 months, or enough time to release an album and complete a worldwide tour. Think "fifteen minutes of fame," but for an indy rock band instead of a person.

Junior Senior? Who's that?

Oh, they're this Danish pop band that was popular for a vampire weekend back in 2003.

by DavidLaburglier February 14, 2008

weener

It couldnt b any more simple...no man has a smaller manhood thn him...

Miles Robinson

jus look down his pants..omfg! ahahahaha! pmsfl! u got a magnifying glass to hand?! Hes such a weener

by s August 5, 2004

weekend doormat

A term given to the sataday workers that the general public walk all over on.

Man: hey look at that guy getting shouted at by that girl. He must be a weekend doormat.

by david dring April 24, 2006

Weekesy

Aged Welsh person with a predilection for similarly aged Russian girls.

"That girl you pulled last night was a minger"
"Yeah, I did a Weekesy"

by Honza August 11, 2006

Weekend Theater

A sorry excuse for a stage space in Little Rock, Arkansas, known for its sub-par actors and laughable attempts at modern American drama. Its actors are often comprised of failed New York rejects, boring lawyers who have nothing better to do, and students from surrounding colleges who were never talented enough to get cast in their school productions. Ironically, each of these groups feel like they are God's gift to the arts.

Actor Wannabe: Have you heard of my latest show?
Pseudo-Friend: No.
Actor Wannabe: I got the lead in the next Weekend Theater production.
Pseudo-Friend: Really? How many people auditioned??
Actor Wannabe: Just me.
Pseudo-Friend: (pause) Yeah have fun with that.

by MarlboroRed May 1, 2009

weekend chinos

Just a great pair of pants

Guy 1: hey man those are some classy pants.

Guy 2: yah they are weekend chinos...you get pussy like crazy.

Guy 1: weekend chinos, can you only wear them on the weekend or something?

Guy2: (pulls out gun and kills Guy 1) Don't be ignorant.

by doug longz November 18, 2010

wet weekend

Someone who is shrouded in pessimism, absolutely determined to ensure you have no enjoyment in what ever activity you intend on taking part in.

Guy "Man, I can't wait to stand in line with my mom and get Medal of Honor"

Other guy "Dude, you know it's just like other Modern Warfare games on the market, except for Ghost Recon, but no one likes Ghost Recon."

Guy "Why'd you have to be such a wet weekend?"

Other guy "Wet weekend? I've just saved you $50"

by Infinatly Ward October 21, 2010