Vaginal Whiskers

Vaginal Whiskers are the definition lines created by denim producers to enhance vintage style around the pelvic area of newly purchased jeans. Gives it the 'I've already worn these jeans for years' look.

q: "Elise, those new jeans look fantastic on you. What have you done differently?"

a: "Why thank you! The vaginal whiskers have defined my pelvic area and made me look slimmer!"

by Friggie December 18, 2009

Vaginal Snowball

When a male ejaculates in the female's vagina then performs cunninglus on the female. The female then queefs causing the semen inside the vagina to be expelled into the mouth of the male.

Dude #1: Dude!! I got a vaginal snowball last night!

Dude #2: WTF....Why would you go down on a girl after you jis in her?

by Walnuts75 May 30, 2010

vagina to the china

exerting yourself to the point of extreme involvement.

female version of "balls to the wall"

steve: "wow that was an awesome catch!"

carl: "yeah dude, she really went vagina to the china that time"

by JimmyO'face December 2, 2010

vagina dog

another way of saying "man-whore" or "player"

Brook: "Joe slept with another girl again!"

Emily: "ya hes such a vagina dog."

by rawrrawr666 December 11, 2011

vaginal pisser

when the erect penis suddenly goes limp inside the vagina and the man urinates into the woman's reproductive organs.

"How was the sex last night?"
"Awful, Jack Mehoff was a vaginal pisser and my snatch still smells like urine!!"

by Dschordn Schmidt October 25, 2011

Vaginal Droppings

Women that have children for social status. The Children are droppings do the lack of care the Mother shows to what they do or how they behave. Mothers ussual only have the children to hold on to a rich/ successful men or not to be that woman who didnt have children. They care more about there status in society than the child they brought into this world.

Bob: Hey Joe look at those kids just tearing up that condiment bar.

Joe: Yeap those are vaginal droppings, see the mothers over there socializing without a care.

by ack2000 December 26, 2011

Vaginal Sneeze

When you have contractional all frothy vaginal release during a valsalva manuveuer.

While laughing heartily in the movie theater, I experienced a vaginal sneeze.

by PedsNurseKC August 23, 2016