twat bashing

Twatbashing
1: hard vaginal sex
2: beating up idiots ie twats
vag sex bollocks

"ouch i'm so sore collin gave me a right twat bashing last night"

" hey dave i'm so bored lets go out twat bashing"

by Lady Amu September 26, 2006

faggy twat

An effeminate left wing liberal male hipster, who walks, talks, and thinks like a lesbian feminist.

Josh: Dude, check out these new thick rimmed black glasses I got. They'll go dope with my other white rimmed shades. Have a look, what do you think?

Me: I think you should sit on your bicycle and get lost.

Josh: Huh..? Where?

Me: Out of my sight. Faggy twat.

or

Me (to hot chick in front of me): Top o'the mornin ta ya. Lovely ass. Keep up the good work! Let me get that door for ya.

Hot chick (shocked and turned on): Hrm! Thank you!

Random Buddy Holly clone: Hey, you're not allowed to do that.

Me: Do what? (Hot chick walks away, weirded out by nerd)

Buddy holly: You're not allowed to talk to her like that. That's sexual harassment.

Me: You're a faggy twat and a disgrace to all men on earth. Here's a pair of snips. Go cut your balls off and commit suicide.

by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013

twat knuckles

an insult that you call a female, or a male who has had a sex change, when they finger themselves frequently.

Man, look at Serena over there digging in her pants, damn "twat knuckles "

by Jaime M. Tyler January 14, 2009

twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.

Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.

by Sacul Iksok October 11, 2007

twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.

She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.

by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008

[Twat]

A womans sex hole.

Omg; He went so deep into my Twat
It was so good. We're going again
tonight at my place.

by PoisonBaby October 25, 2008

twat sauce

the sauce of a twat

all that twat sauce came out of her twat

by no dice5 January 13, 2009