Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.

"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"

by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017

Toephamine

It's that thing when u put your toes in a plastic bag filled with water and get suuuupppeeerrr hiiiiggghh

"Hey, man, I don't know if I should drive I got toephamine bags on, man."

by Toestoestoes October 3, 2017

Torched

Having something be crazy or great to the next level.

Gary: Man that rap battle was fire!
Steve: I know right, that was so lit
Bob: It was even better than that, it was torched

by Yoyoyogreensaliva November 5, 2017

Torah Point

When someone does something that is good in jewish law, or good in nature

Bob earned a Torah Point by lending his phone to someone who needed to call someone

by Laxliv December 13, 2017

Torpedo

A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.

Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.

The act of being Torpedoed.

by ThumbGunner June 12, 2018

Torpedo

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.

Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord June 13, 2018

TOMPH

An acronym for: Touch On My Penis Harder

I want you to TOMPH mommy

by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018