Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

torped

Getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. It can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.

My car just exploded in my face, I totally got torped.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.

by Shadohw March 5, 2009

Dirt Torpedo

an act of defecation, to drop a duece, make a poop, take a dump, shit.

Every time I eat KFC, I have to fire off a dirt torpedo.

by Bob A Billion October 30, 2008

topdeck

When a woman puts on a lighter colour makeup on her face compared to her tanned (usually fake) skin.

Most females will usually topdeck some stage in their life, the douches are the ones that continue to do it.

by Anti-TopDeck October 12, 2012

torpedo

A tampon

My ex-fiancee used torpedos on her period.

by shooter312 August 9, 2010

Torpedo

Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.

mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??

by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011

Topdeck

A term used mostly by RPG gAmErs that refers to choosing the first option that is available when doing a magic/physical attack. this term was popularized by smash ultimate when hero was added

Watch me topdeck hatchetman! or kamikaze that works to...

by Clable October 14, 2021