Zoom Salad

Yo dude, I just picked up an eighth of the zoom salad, you down to smoke a bowl?
by Koganimaru August 15, 2011
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Russian salad

When a well endowed male leaves a whole squad on warzone with gaping arseholes from an RPG.
Fuck me lads, that big dicked fucker just gave us a Russian salad”
by Shiibogle April 26, 2020
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Salad Queen

A Gay Man who enjoys Anilingus, coming from the slang term "eating the salad", meaning Anilingus
A: Ooh I had such fun with Johnny last night, did you know he's a Salad Queen?
B: Johnny? No! Never would've guessed
A: Aye, he really went down to town
B: sounds like he's a lot of fun
by Jeffbridgesiscool May 02, 2022
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Creep Salad

A total creeper. Someone who acts creepily toward you.

"Ew, he followed me! Creep salad."
"That creep salad is annoying me."
by shaniawesome February 11, 2009
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Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.
Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.
by Tacoville April 13, 2011
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Sky salad

when weather persons don't know what the fuck they're trying to predict and typically call for 'wintery mix' -might as well call for el tossed fuckin ensalada de lettucey el supremO juice to slap your confused ass earthling forehead, earthling.
Lezak (weather asexual)- what say you could be this on here radar?
Busby (weather asexual)- I have no genitals
Lezak (weather asexual)- I'm scared. Sky salad it is.
by uncle_bracelet January 31, 2014
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Phallic Salad

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.
Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...
by e-rips January 05, 2004
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