Mars

Someone who had at least 20 different gender crisis in one week

named themselves after a fucking planet
very gay
very confused
very sexy
and simply a God

;)

they are a total Mars

by ISEEALLIKNOWALL March 3, 2022

Mars

Damn he sent me to jupiter

That’s mars he has that effect

He took my virginity
That’s mars
She say she a virgin it’s hurtin
Must’ve let mars in 🤪

by Marswrld March 14, 2021

Mar

Mar is a person who is just lame overall

Mar ur boring me

by MARZBARZ223 November 11, 2019

Mars

the best person in this whole wide world.:33

person: yk mars?
You: OMG YESYSYSYEYSYSYSEYSYSYSYEEWYSYSYWYW

by silly little Garfield March 28, 2023

On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness

Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes

by Yashushgman January 20, 2022

Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.

Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025