A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.
That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.
by Jibber87 June 13, 2005
Get the taint travellermug. A clasp-handed hold which hinges between either the scrotum and the anus or, alternatively, the vagina and the anus.
by A. Bird February 8, 2008
Get the taint-hugmug. by belial47 May 20, 2008
Get the taint smearmug. When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff
Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.
by AnalBumFlap March 18, 2011
Get the Status Taintmug. A rental vehicle belonging to an undeserving department head, who has somehow been put in charge of an important project that he is incappable of handling.
by Fiona1 February 3, 2012
Get the taint mobilemug. When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.
by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009
Get the taint puddlemug. Donald Trump can't be interviewed by a female without asking if she's on her period. He's got a raging case of boar taint.
by Black Boyfriend October 26, 2015
Get the boar taintmug.