Tea Bag

To stick your balls in someone's mouth.

I teabagged him in ball when he tried to guard me.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

tea bag

when someone is sleeping and you drop ur pants and put your balls in their mouth

by clittney March 19, 2003

Tea Bag

When a nut sack is put into your mouth and you suck on it and make it all wet. Usually preceds anal sex.

I was takeing a shower when suddenly a vent opened up and a nut sack slowly lowered into my mouth. I sucked on it and thought "Hey...I'm being tea bagged" and then I had sex with the shower head.

by Sean April 10, 2003

Tea Bagging

Placing ones knackers on an unconscious person's forehead or face for shits'n'giggles. Usually documented through photographic evidence to maximise victim's displeasure.

"Brian got shitfaced last night, so we teabagged the fucker."

by dick hallorann September 14, 2005

tea bagger

Uneducated, uninformed, mentally challenged, political conservative who believes we should "go back to the teachings of the USS constitution" where women, people of color, and non-land owning peasants cannot vote. Many of same can't read the US constitution, have no intellectual inquisitiveness, and attempt to cover their wanton ignorance with tough/physical posturing to purvey that since they can't make a cogent argument; they will resort to beating their intellectual superiors. Unfortunately for them, boasting of brawn further betrays their misguided and simpleton views.

After a revival meeting of the ignorant; with a sly grin, Elmer the tea bagger, wiped his chin.

by jaaxxn April 12, 2011

Tea or coffee

These are used as code words for when in public places talking about sex openly and not feeling embarassed about talking about it.
Tea to be refered to as the 'front' passage for sex; and coffee to be used for the 'back' (anal) passage.

So when you wake up in the morning - do you prefer Tea or Coffee? haha
this can also be fun in the work place when asking the boss if they want tea or coffee!!

by AJay7 August 16, 2006

tea pot

When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot

Dude I did the tea pot to my girl friend last night

by mreps1983 February 18, 2011