spokeshave

a short-bodied plane with two handles, used for shaving small spindles, spokes, or on curved pieces.

I shaped the cabriole legs with a spokeshave.

by Antinous September 12, 2003

stokedafyd

to be more than stoked

dude im so stokedafyd i won the million bucks.

by nick87 November 10, 2007

spokeshroom

(n) a psilocybic mushroom that causes extreme hallucinations. the high often leaves people paranoid and schizophrenic, as if voices were talking to them.

"After listening to Shpongle for a good few hours, I started to heart strange voices. I shouldn't have taken those spokeshrooms"

by Fox In a Trance June 26, 2009

Stoketactics

The attempt of a lone surfer to amuse a small group of surfers by way of sick, masterful, wave-shredding.

Danielson- "I wish I could hang with the COOL surfers"
Satan- "You shall earn their respect by way of stoketactics."

by shredheadGENT July 29, 2009

stonester

stone sister; a best friend you get stoned with

I can always count on my stonester to get. down to get high.

by postmenopausal September 9, 2015

Spokesracist

Any spokesperson or individual who in any way offends Politically Correct Liberals. Everything said by any spokesracist is branded as racist hate speech by the PC... even when race isn’t involved in the issue.

PC Woman: “You look like three wise men. On what issues should we Media-Americans provide more in depth coverage?

Moe: “For me, more coverage on the US deal with Iran ‘cuz I think it puts Jews in Israel at risk.”
PC Woman: “Obama made that deal... {SLAP}. How dare you disagree with a black man you evil Spokesracist!”

Larry: “More coverage of third party candidates. I don’t like the major party choices.”
PC Woman: “Hillary is one of those choices ... {SLAP}. How dare you deny a woman’s right to be President you evil, sexist Spokesracist!”

Shemp: “No comment.”
PC Woman: “Your silence is appalling... {SLAP! SLAP!}... How dare you ignore and support the Hate Speech of your two friends! ...{SLAP!} Your behavior isn’t funny at all you evil Spokesracist! {SLAP! SLAP!}

by pianocheater September 21, 2016

Stoke

A city in the West Midlands of England that used a have a thriving pottery industry. Now it's just full of oatcake munching plebs.

A class room topic of studying ancient city would contain Stoke in its syllabus.

by Charged-Socket January 29, 2017