2 definitions by postmenopausal

The Next Pet Rock

quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.

She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.

by postmenopausal August 13, 2015

stonester

stone sister; a best friend you get stoned with

I can always count on my stonester to get. down to get high.

by postmenopausal August 6, 2015