Stoketactics

The attempt of a lone surfer to amuse a small group of surfers by way of sick, masterful, wave-shredding.

Danielson- "I wish I could hang with the COOL surfers"
Satan- "You shall earn their respect by way of stoketactics."

by shredheadGENT July 29, 2009

Stoketistics

False statistics created for the effect of soliciting a reaction.

Crime is lower here than ten cities in red states. He’s just using stoketistics to push his crappy agenda!

by DaWisest September 11, 2025