Gaku yashiro simp

A freak that simps for a old hag teacher that is ugly

Dang bro! look over their thats a gaku yashiro simp!

by Froglover69420official August 22, 2021

shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in there life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to spiritual enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.

I call shimpu to order.

by jacktown October 18, 2008

SIMPANZEE

Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.

Kingston is nothing but a bunch of fucking Simpanzees.

by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019

Simp

Simp a man named Joshua Sanchez

He will leave the boys for any girl and that’s on jah

Bro this guy Joshua Sanchez is simp

by Yolomcswagings November 7, 2019

SHIMP

Some Hoe I Might Plow

Dude look at that SHIMP over there.
Yeah man, she be lookin' damn fine. I'd plow that

by Shimpmaster 101 September 11, 2011

Simp

Some nigga named Welson

Welson is Simp

by YesHeLikesMen69 February 10, 2020

sarvente simp

somebody who simps for a nun in mid-fight masses named sarvente, also known as "complete dumbasses"

person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

me: get out of here you sarvente simp.

by CrungleChugger97 November 5, 2021