the art of chiseling of the steamy pile of smeg cheese from the end of the cock, from many weeks of not washing, and generously smearing a fingerfull onto your girlfriends lip.
"damn dave i didnt know your dad had a moustache,
oh no thats just my girl friend, i done some seriously good smegsanchezing last night!
oh no thats just my girl friend, i done some seriously good smegsanchezing last night!
by Samray185 March 8, 2007
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could be used in context to convince a friend to dump a girlfriend.
it is also a title of his track availible on i tunes
could be used in context to convince a friend to dump a girlfriend.
it is also a title of his track availible on i tunes
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stevie called me a slut but i said 'smell your own'; dude, he slept with more people in a month than i did all year!
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Normally have "bad crack" or "terrible banter"
They enjoy being called 'lads' when really they are just boys who enjoy 'tinnies' and football and sausage fests.
A Smelk (the noun), is not to be confused with a misspelling of the word 'smell' on texts.
The person actually mispelling the word 'smell' may use the word to regain their dignity.
Normally have "bad crack" or "terrible banter"
They enjoy being called 'lads' when really they are just boys who enjoy 'tinnies' and football and sausage fests.
A Smelk (the noun), is not to be confused with a misspelling of the word 'smell' on texts.
The person actually mispelling the word 'smell' may use the word to regain their dignity.
ERGH, that guy over there is drunk off one can!
God i know, he's such a smelk.
OH, it could have been SO embarressing today, i accidently texted 'u smelk' to this lad.
He obviously thought i was a clumsy oaf but i was able to say it had been purposeful. If he didn't believe me, he could check Urban Dictionary ;)
God i know, he's such a smelk.
OH, it could have been SO embarressing today, i accidently texted 'u smelk' to this lad.
He obviously thought i was a clumsy oaf but i was able to say it had been purposeful. If he didn't believe me, he could check Urban Dictionary ;)
by zore June 24, 2010
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