shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Shithole

Birmingham

"I LIVE IN A FUCKING SHITHOLE, BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE"

by birmingham man 2 December 13, 2023

Shithousery

Dorrothy’s special word for stupid nonsense people do

That fella had been pulling out a whole lotta shithousery lately

by Dods2518 December 20, 2023

shitcookie

The smell in your bathroom after you're finished doing your business when you spray vanilla air freshener that mixes with your number two bodily function

Don't use vanilla air freshener in the bathroom or you are going to experience what a shitcookie smells like or who left the shitcookie bomb in the crapper?

by Malooga December 30, 2023

Shitfoot

When your dog, or someone else, steps on dogshit and no one in the house notices as it gets tracked around the house. The person who tracked the shit and the one who let it happened are both "shitfoot"

Well Petey stepp in shit and tracked it all over the house while Shawn played games on his phone. Ugh what a coupla shitfoots.

by noplainjayne February 8, 2024

Shitbox Paradox

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.

I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!

by Robert Clarke Thompson III May 31, 2024

Shitcoon

The act of shoving a racoon up your booty letting your butthole extend a full 8 inches.

Lets try shitcoon I have a racoon right here.

ok but it in.

by anonymous March 27, 2024