A word so ear wrenchingly
annoying that every time I hear it I either want to
stab my eardrums out with a rusty screwdriver or rip their
fucking voice box out so they can't say the "S**g" word anymore.
Douchebag: Hey d00d I got teh SWAG bitch! You ain't got no SWAG like me
cuz I'm the SWAGmaster level 9001 mothafucka!
Me: Shut up douchebag.
Douchebag:
YOLO bitch, I got teh SWAG and I know how to use mah SWAG bitch!
Me: *Proceeds to reach down the douchebag's throat and rip their voice box out.
Ah, now that he can't talk, the
world is benefitting already.