Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
Get the Uncle Strokingmug. Lovely weatjtmiubzdlnkjwrlojwroibjwpor jntboi jrtcskkhgb. Oihwet oinjbzcfkjhnasdlknjh *stroke*
by NeedForSpeed2004 September 18, 2020
Get the Strokemug. When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.
Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.
by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018
Get the 1/2 STROKESmug. by Grantivanschilte April 25, 2024
Get the day one strokesmug. The Standard motions in most Internal Combustion Engines. Also the best way to treat a man.
Suck
Squeeze
Bang
Blow
Suck
Squeeze
Bang
Blow
by Audi Quattro December 26, 2021
Get the 4-Strokemug. Person 1 - Hey! i saw you exit the party with that girl
Person 2 - Yeah man, i showed her the supreme stroke.
Person 1- Nice.
Person 2 - Yeah man, i showed her the supreme stroke.
Person 1- Nice.
by Colorblind Chameleon April 23, 2018
Get the supreme strokemug. When you give the the hard angle in the vagina and you are hitting the butthole just right and they feel like they are goin to crap there selfs
by Philthis1983 November 3, 2023
Get the Poop strokemug.