Stoned Raider

The Ultimate Pot Head a weed smoker who becomez legend, he/she is un effected by the Weed n goes about daily life.

Only 1 guy who we call Lucky has been able to smoke soo much weeed yet have no effect on him except for the fact his eyez remain bloodshot. There for he was given the honor of bein called the first STONED RAIDER

by Yanalak September 17, 2005

Rolling Stoned

Under the influence of marijuana and ecstasy.When you are smoking weed while thizzin it enchances the effects of the ecstasy which causes a feeling like you are floating or rolling around. So your rolling stoned. Get it?

Spider Man, "Dude Dr. Octoe just pop 3 thizzles and he smoked 2 blunts of sour diesel."

Mary Jane, "He must be rolling stoned. I love him"

Dr. Octoe, " I LOVE YOU GUYS! "

by Dr. Octaveis June 16, 2009

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

stoned.com

1. a phrase used to describe the state of mind when one hits weed nirvana

2. the most stoned you have ever been

3. a plan that could make you millions, perhaps billions of dollars

4. sililar terms include stoned.org, stoned.gov, or stoned.edu (WHEN YOU ARE EDUCATED ABOUT THAT SHIT)

i.e. i just drove my bike into the pond wow i was stoned.com

by martin sirrrr May 15, 2007

stoned

the ultimate state of mind when u realize the world is out to get you, ur walkin all over ur house lookin for sum food, stare off into space thinkin a dragon just ate ur friend, found a dollar on the floor n screamed like crazy cuz u think ur a millionaire, think chocolate milk is like an orgy in ur mouth, start talkin in a british accent, sometimes u dont even realize ur talkin at all, u rant to ur friends bout how an orange is the mort complex thing in the world, u wanna lie down just for a sec n end up fallin asleep but wake up with the words "sex hole" on your face with an arrow pointed to ur mouth...

good times

"if the world is out to get you, just lie bak n light up a blunt"

"lifes a dud, smoke sum bud" -my homies words-

"i wanna make marry jane my wife" -evry1s words-

"live life to the fullest, just get stoned"

"im gonna wake n bake"

by smokedaplant April 18, 2010

David Stone

A hybrid activity in a "Scat"ergory all it's own. A cross between a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone requiring total concentration and exceptional physical dexterity in which one shits on their own chest while giving themselves a blowjob.

Wow, that guy just did a David Stone. He should try out for the olympics.

by Cock McBalls June 4, 2008

stoneded

Past tense of stoned

I was stoneded yesterday.

by Ripped on Grammar March 3, 2009