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science

the focus of desire for learning and searching, as well as the reason why some lives (like mine) get rotten in laboratories.
Science is to know science, science is to know yourself, if you do not know yourself, what good is to learn? (Yunus Emre)
by Ipelies January 30, 2004
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science viction

A term used to describe an outlandish claim or scientific theory. It usually preceeds quantumization of the actual fact.
Vicki: Do you think there is a camera that studies stars systems and finds the relational human being on earth?

Brett: Maybe in science viction! Knowing you it will be true.

Vicki: I just googled it and its called spectroscopy. So now its fact! hahaha
by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006
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Princeton Institute of Social Science

An expensive Northeastern elitist school with a terrific acronym.
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Princeton Institute of Social Science!

PISS on you!
by Unlearned Hand January 26, 2010
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Manly Unicorn Of Science

The most manly Horn ever. He rides around on his trusty unicorn, Buttercup, IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
I love to ride on my buttercup, I'm the MANLY UNICORN OF SCIENCE.
by Cummaster69 December 14, 2010
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social science

A major for those who do not have the brain capacity for any other major, these individuals would even fail at a major as simple as gardening at iamanidiot university.

These individuals usually end up over weight and teaching at either a high school or university. Many also take classes in coaching so that they can have an excuse to be in the locker room with other males. They really enjoy watching these other males change, they also enjoy giving oral satisfaction to them whenever the moment presents its self.

Many social science majors often and up getting married to another man, the wedding of which is held in the state of Iowa. In the relationship they are always the "catcher," this is where the coaching aspect really comes in handy.
by Scientist101 April 21, 2010
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Scientology

A less popular copy of Christianity. Similar principle, but less public appeal.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, you know what I just realised?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Scientology is just like Christianity.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Well, they both involve some great celestial being and people believing in what they read in a fiction novel.
Guy 2: Holy shit.
by Willdood December 31, 2009
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scientific

1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.
Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.
by nick April 25, 2005
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